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It looks like they've been watching old Japan tapes!
I'm straight edge, and that means I'm better than you.
I came here to do a job, and my job is to hurt people.
Fame is an apparition. Fame is a side effect of success.
Please. Thank you. Learn it. Love it. Or be disappointed.
Passive-aggressive is the worst thing in the world to me!
Gorgeous day here in Chicago. Sure is better than Canada.
Right now, I would like complete silence when I'm talking.
Climb up the ladder! Climb up the ladder! Are you stupid?!
I will kick you in the nuts and you will smile and like it.
Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.
I've shattered every negative stereotype people had about me.
I don't know if you guys know this but I'm sort of a big deal.
When I stopped wrestling, I literally lay in bed for two weeks.
I like winning or losing, failing or succeeding on my own merit.
I set goals, and I like to reach them and accomplish new things.
Luck? Good luck? GM, the last time I checked, luck is for losers.
Do I want an ice cream bar with my name on it? You're DAMN right!
John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing?
I think, fundamentally, the core of everything I do is punk rock.
Sometimes things don't go your way, but you get up and keep going.
Can we not say 'dumped' and 'Bellas' in the same sentence, please?
I am stoked for this. This is my favorite part of the entire show.
I don't want to sound egotistical, but I'm egotistical to an extent.
I think what's captivating about me on the microphone is my honesty.
Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out who's left in the boat?
How come when I was a kid, I couldn't be picked on bullies like that?
When you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God.
I believe Melina is wearing Uggs. Which is exactly how I feel about her.
King Kofi Kingston. The initials are horrible but the name sounds great.
I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time.
I do envision myself having kids one day, and I always wanted a little girl.
I wouldn't expect anybody to look for superawesome crisp technique out of me.
The do-it-yourself lifestyle is something that I've translated into wrestling.
Cole, you stay right where you are. Miz has enough people at ringside tonight.
I've been a fan of Bob Odenkirk since he was on HBO originally with 'Mr. Show.'
Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose.
I think health-wise, pro-wrestling is probably ten times worse for you than MMA.
I think everybody is always selling me short, and then I always prove them wrong.
I don't like having debts. I don't like buying anything that I can't buy in cash.
I would much rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something that I am not.
One of the things I want to find out is where the hell are the WWE ice cream bars?!
I don't think marriage is in the cards for me. I think it's an archaic institution.
I've never stolen anything in my life, except maybe a couple hearts here and there.
Drink up, England... I WANT your liver to fail. Smoke up England, I WANT you to die.
This isn't CM Punk talking to Triple H, this is Phil Brooks talking to Paul Levesque
I don't mind getting punched in the face. It kind of wakes me up and gets me excited.
I don't believe you have to be blood to be family, so I have a lot of family members.
Do you know what it's like going through life being better than everybody? It's hard.
I was rich before I had any money. Being rich has nothing to do with anything monetary.