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Can I wear your blazer?
The Shield was my idea.
He spilled my diet soda!
My name's Punk. CM Punk.
I'm a hopeless romantic.
YOU HAVE A VAAGGGIINNAAA!
I am fat and I don't care.
I am The Catalyst of Change
We have the worst security!
Stay down, David. Stay down.
The CM stands for Cole Miner.
I read 'Preacher' once a year.
I owe my career to Paul Heyman.
I'm a very goal-oriented person.
I am the voice of the voiceless.
Hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing?
Fix him so I can break him again!
Looks like he's dressed for court.
Wherever I am, I think it's my show.
I am the best wrestler in the world.
Security, we have a jumper! Security?
I read 'Y: The Last Man' once a year.
Success is based on your perspective.
You're not funny and nobody likes you!
Best of luck in your future endeavors!
Is he under the influence or something?
This is not the Spanish announce table!
It's a good thing a DUI's job security.
All your heroes are dead! I killed them!
I'm the best. I'm the best in the world.
It's a good time to be CM Punk right now.
Its Not a Belt, its a Championship Title!
Don't look at me like that, Michael Cole.
I am officially a member of The New Breed!
I might wear a tux on Monday. Or a kimono!
I would, but I know where that hand's been.
Where, oh, where are my WWE ice cream bars?!
Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers!
If hell is to roam, then i've got hell to pave.
OMG, Kevin Nash, WTF, thought he was dead, LOL.
I think being angry is what keeps me motivated.
I'll go be the best in the world somewhere else.
He just hit himself in the dinger with a rubber.
I'd much rather be a one-hit wonder than a phony.
Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud!
I'm the kind of guy that jumps at an opportunity.
I've always had an extremely passionate fan base.
Can I read it? They really liked it when I did it.
I know people who are wealthy and they're miserable.
So what? I'm out here doing commentary with Malaria.