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Support your right to arm bears.
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Pet
Animal
Support
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I will omit but I will not distort.
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The facts of life are very stubborn things.
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Facts
Facts Of Life
Stubborn
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I can't take a well-tanned person seriously.
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Inspiration
Insult
Wells
Seriously
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A 'good' family, it seems, is one that used to be better.
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Good Family
Family Good Better
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A "good" family, it seems, is one that used to be better.
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Family
Good Family
Seems
Used
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For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all.
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Inspirational
Motivational
Home
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...one of the ways in which cats show happiness is by sleeping.
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Cat
Sleep
Way
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What this world needs is a new kind of army - the army of the kind.
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Kindness
Army
Inspiration
Needs
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There are three terrible ages of childhood - 1 to 10, 10 to 20, and 20 to 30.
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Terrible
Ages
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You cannot expect everything even from the friendliest cat. It is still a cat.
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Cat
Stills
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There were three terrible ages of childhood - zero to 10, 10 to 20, and 20 to 30.
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Age
Childhood
Three
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Man has an infinite capacity to rationalize - especially when it comes to what he wants to eat.
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Men
Infinite
Want
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In my day the schools taught two things, love of country and penmanship-now they don't teach either.
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Country
School
Two
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The New England conscience does not stop you from doing what you shouldn't-it just stops you from enjoying it.
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Conscience
England
New England
Does
Doing
Enjoying
Stops
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You can't make the Duchess of Windsor into Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm. The facts of life are very stubborn things.
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Acceptance
Facts
Stubborn
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I detest professional anythings but particularly professional writers. Most of them today are just garbage collectors.
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Garbage
Today
Writing
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The customer is always right! John Wanamaker must be turning in his grave. If you're a customer today, you're an intruder.
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Customers
Graves
Today
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You can give of your talent, you can give of your possessions, or you can give of yourself. For God's sake, give something.
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Giving
Sake
Talent
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The National Park Service shot a mule in the face. He survived but had trouble swallowing and often food came out of his nose.
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Faces
Mules
Parks
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Opera is like a husband with a foreign title: expensive to support, hard to understand, and therefore a supreme social challenge.
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Funny
Husband
Support
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The opera is like a husband with a foreign title - expensive to support, hard to understand and therefore a supreme social challenge.
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Expensive
Husband
Opera
Supreme
Therefore
Title
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Every damn President since I can remember has been so in love with foreign policy that they're just like a schoolboy with a new girl.
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Girl
President
Remember
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As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.
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Patience
Pet
Cat
Enormous
Irritated
Length
Owning A Pet
Any
Around
Cats
Been
Ever
Human
Limitations
Well
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It has long been a theory of mine and I am known, if I do say so, for my long theories that authors, generally speaking, are rotten letter writers.
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Letters
Long
Writing
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Have you ever heard one civilized person whose opinion you respect, at any time, anywhere, in any civilized country anywhere, say the good new days?
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Country
New Day
Past
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As far as I'm concerned, the only difference between the Republicans and the Democrats is the Republicans are Socialists and the Democrats are Bolsheviks.
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Differences
Politician
Republican
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I've always had a sneaking fondness for Martin Van Buren. He wrote his autobiography, you know, and never once mentioned his wife. Now that's what I call a mans man.
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Men
Vans
Wife
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Relations between the sexes are so complicated that the only way you can tell if members of the set are going together is if they are married. Then, almost certainly, they are not.
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Humanity
Sex
Together
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On resigning as collaborator on the memoirs of the former Wallis Warfield Simpson, new summaries, 6 October 1955. You can't make the Duchess of Windsor into Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm.
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Duchess
October
Rebecca
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I consider the 3 most cruelly produced foods to be from lobsters, dropped alive into boiling water, veal from calves separated from their mothers and kept in crates, and pate de foie gras.
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Lobster
Mother
Water
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People ask me what makes a good funeral, and I tell them the most important thing is your man in the casket. If you have a man of substance in there, you have the makings of a first-class funeral.
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Men
Class
People
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Cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human mind. They realize...that we have an infuriating inability to understand, let alone follow, even the simplest and most explicit of directions.
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Cat
Inability
Mind
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To anyone who has ever been owned by a cat, it will come as no surprise that there are all sorts of things about your cat you will never, as long as you live, forget. Not the least of these is your first sight of him or her.
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Cat
Long
Sight
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I told the good Father that if he and I were going in the future to some wonderful Elysian Field and the animals were not going to go anywhere, that was all the more reason to give them a little better shake in the one life they did have.
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Animal
Father
Giving
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Giving the cat a name, like marriage, is not an easy thing. Soon I experienced the selection of name for a baby, a dog, a book, a warship, a sports team, even the king, the pope or a hurricane is just child's play compared to the selection of the cat's name.
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Kings
Sports
Baby
Dog
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It suddenly dawned on me one day, when I was reading in the paper about a woman wrestler, that being a curmudgeon was the last thing in the world that a man can be that a woman cannot be. Women can be irritating -- after all, they are women -- but they cannot be curmudgeons.
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Men
One Day
Reading
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There are only two ways out for animals at pounds--being adopted or being killed. And cats have such a low rate of adoption that many pounds, even in some larger cities, don't bother to take them in at all. Not for nothing is it always the "dog pound" and never the "cat pound.
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Animal
Cat
Dog
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It used to be said that, socially speaking, Philadelphia asked who a person is, New York how much is he worth, and Boston what does he know. Nationally it has now become generally recognized that Boston Society has long cared even more than Philadelphia about the first point and has refined the asking of who a person is to the point of demanding to know who he was. Philadelphia asks about a man's parents; Boston wants to know about his grandparents.
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New York
Men
Boston
Philadelphia
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You do not need to belong to the cat for a long time to realize the main thing that cats like to do is to wrap theirselves up in mystery, perhaps only except for a hobby of jumbling up everything that is in order. And if the cat can, and usually so, make a great mystery of where it was when you were searching for it even if a moment ago it was sitting by your side, do not have any doubts: its ancestors had a great pleasure to surround its origin by mystery.
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Cat
Order
Your Side
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I have read a great deal about what animals dream, but none of it has ever really satisfied me. I believe they dream exactly the way we dream, and about everything in their lives--that they have good dreams and bad dreams in almost direct proportion, as we do, to whether their lives have been more good than bad. Unfortunately, because the majority of animals have it so much tougher than we do, I believe that the majority of dreams, except in the most fortunate petdom, are bad.
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Dream
Animal
Believe
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As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human mind. They realize that, whether they like it or not, they are simply going to have to put up with what to them are excruciatingly slow mental processes, that we humans have embarrassingly low I.Q.'s, and that probably because of these defects, we have an infuriating inability to understand, let alone follow, even the simplist and most explicit of directions.
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Cat
Inability
Mind
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Unlike some people who have experienced the loss of an animal, I did not believe, even for a moment, that I would never get another. I did know full well that there were just too many animals out there in need of homes for me to take what I have always regarded as the self-indulgent road of saying the heartbreak of the loss of an animal was too much ever to want to go through with it again. To me, such an admission brought up the far more powerful admission that all the wonderful times you had with your animal were not worth the unhappiness at the end.
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Home
Believe
Powerful
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