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Celebrity is intoxicating.
America is at war. Go eat a donut.
Just be comfortable with who you are.
Television is such an evolving medium.
I've always been a little soft. I like to eat.
People have told me I look like Gordon Lightfoot.
We cannot judge of the fact, but the law upon the fact.
I like to do 'Garfield Mondays': lasagna and napping in a box.
As long as I keep getting cast, I don't care if it's typecast.
To go to the Oscars for 'Moneyball' - that was pretty amazing.
I don't even know how I ended up with the woman that I'm with!
There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.
If you wait for things to be perfect you'll just miss out on life.
I married way out of my pay grade. I have no idea how that happened.
You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!
Just be yourself and forget all of the stuff you read in 'GQ' magazine.
My favorite way to blow off steam is to sing obnoxiously loud in the shower.
I loved to always get naked. I was very free, so I thought, I may as well get paid.
I'd love to work with Steve Martin. I'd love to work with Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd.
I don't have any delusions. I don't think I would make it through Navy SEAL training.
Actors come up and just blatantly hit on my wife in front of me and don't even look at me.
A good corroborating chain, if they fail in the last link, the whole will fall to the ground.
I went from 220 pounds that I cut down for 'Moneyball' to almost 270-280 pounds for 'Ten Year.'
Perfect sandwich? Two slices of white bread, mustard, mayo and a platinum American Express card.
I lose my cell phone so much that I switch it every month or so, but Sony Ericsson is usually what I use.
Both 'OC' and 'Everwood,' there were people on set where you learned to stay away from them on a bad day.
Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems.
I've eaten weird things through the course of my life. I've eaten wild game, I've eaten possum - possum's no good.
I have some weird habits. For instance, I love beets. Show me a salad bar and I will clean them out of their beets.
If one day someone came up to me and was like, 'Look, you're never going to act again,' I don't know what I would do.
I just feel like, if I drink, I want to drink a case of beer and not two beers. Two beers doesn't do anything for me.
You want to be with a girl who likes you for you. Just be yourself and forget all of the stuff you read in 'GQ' magazine.
I would definitely not rule out doing television, in the future, because I think it's a great medium for telling stories.
As an actor it's always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it's hard to put fake hair on or grow hair for a role.
You can't have a laugh track that sort of tells the audience when to laugh and, you know, it's difficult to find those moments.
Some people fast, some people go on a cruise or visit a day spa. I get out in the woods with a rifle or a bow. That's my release.
I think any man over 250 pounds rollerblading is instant hilarity. There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.
When you look at pictures of me, the longer my hair is, the longer my facial hair is, that's just the longer I haven't gotten a job.
Nick Offerman is my hero. He just cracks me up. He's so funny, but he's a true actor, too - he's bringing so much when he's onscreen.
It's really nice to have someone who's intelligent and articulate to talk to about what you're doing, because it's a big part of who we are.
I love 'Capote.' Huge fan of Philip Seymour Hoffman; if he's not my all-time favorite actor he's definitely in my top five. I just love him so much.
A friend bought me a plane ticket to Hawaii, which is where I got discovered and became an actor, so I guess a friend bought me a winning lottery ticket.
Being in good physical shape is the best way to combat depression. You just have endorphins running around your body. It is the best anti-depressive that there is.
What's so great about TV is that you can get an opportunity to tell really rich stories, over the course of so many hours. It's like a novel of this type of medium.
It's interesting - I always thought when I was doing more melodramatic stuff like 'Everwood' that the directors were constantly reeling me in and stopping me from being funny.
I'm happy to try any genre, from drama to comedy and anything in between. Although, to be fair, for most of my career, I've been at the mercy of what people are willing to put me in.
I have a lot of plants and fish and a pet lizard and Venus flytraps. I have a whole ecosystem in my room, like a running waterfall and different lights and sensors set on digital timers.
I was an athlete growing up and I miss that. I miss hanging out with dudes and making raunchy jokes and telling stories, trading details, you know? There's something I really miss about that.
Film is cool because it's an hour and a half to two hours. It's a great ride. It's typically three acts - beginning, middle and end. It's going on an adventure and by the end it's all cleaned up.
The only way physical comedy works is if you don't see it coming. And the harder the fall, the funnier it is. You have to really take some shots, and I've walked away with some bumps and bruises.