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We're gonna have fun, god***it!
The lifeblood of YouTube is sharing.
Worry is a misuse of your imagination.
Rats are just Ziploc bags full of disease.
Alcohol is like pouring smiles on your brain.
It's so much easier to give advice than to take it.
Be offended by everything or be offended by nothing.
A big company is like trying to steer a luxury liner.
Fleetwood Mac is just one of my all-time favorite bands.
My best friend, Wil Wheaton, identifies himself as a geek.
Some people learn comedy, and some people just are comedy.
Comic-Con is nerd Christmas. People go wanting to have fun.
I probably get one or two days off every five or six weeks.
I played tournament chess from fifth grade up into high school.
I am a freelancer. My services are available to anyone at any time.
Traditionally nerd-based culture is now a big sector of pop culture.
I do seem like the kind of guy who'd be obsessive about Rubik's Cubes.
The worst day ever was when I found out my grandfather was going to die.
Stand-up for me is usually a weekend thing. I go out of town and just do it.
Trying to make strangers laugh is crazy and more than a little narcissistic.
There's a lot of laughing on a horror movie set. They're magical in that way.
Any time you're lucky enough to get on a show people watch, it's a good thing.
I had a personal blog, but why does anyone care that I went shopping for hats?
We're not in an information age anymore. We're in the information management age.
The podcast movement was really a creative survival mechanism for standup comics.
I hate to say it, but because of humanity's capitalistic nature, money is important.
Real philosophy is like trying to read an alarm system installation manual in Korean.
I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult.
The 'Hipster Nerds' like stuff because they hate it. It's like they ironically like it.
I honestly think hipsters eat with their assholes because they consume everything wrong.
Don't tell television, but there is some superior programming being made on the Interwebz.
Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why.
I'm not fun to bowl with. I take it way too seriously. I have high expectations for myself.
Nerdists, unlike nerds, tend to be creators as much as consumers. They're creative consumers.
Any nerd who grew up around the time that I did, BBC programming was a treasure chest for us.
Growing up in the 70s and 80s, it took effort to be a nerd. You had to seek out the nerd stuff.
I don't really read reviews and comments that much. There just isn't a lot to be gained from it.
Like lycanthropy, the nerd gene can skip a generation. My maternal grandfather was a technophile.
I've been out of work so many times in my life that relying too much on just one job is terrifying.
I think doing the podcast may have been one of the best career decisions I've ever made in my life.
I do lots of crowd work in my set, because I enjoy writing material through riffing and conversation.
It changed my whole outlook. I lost a decade to self-pity, and the next thing I knew I was turning 40.
There's something about shooting webs out of my wrists and climbing up things that just makes me happy.
You can't throw money at the Internet to make it work - it really is all about the quality of the content.
I feel like so much of why I sort of want to work in television is so that people know to come see me live.
I do podcasts for the same reasons I do stand-up comedy. I love it, and I don't care if anybody else gets it.
Bowling really was a big American sport in the '50s, '60s, and '70s, and then it kind of died off in the '80s.
As a comedy nerd, I get a lot out of the podcast because I'm genuinely interested in the people I'm talking to.
If you wish to achieve any success in this life, do your best to surround yourself with an orgy of good choices.
If I wasn't acting or doing stand-up, I would be in animation. Or if I had the discipline I might studies physics.