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Everything I ever had, I have shared.
He told me just to keep the ball low.
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.
Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time.
I love everybody. When someone hurts, I hurt.
I'm playing like Tarzan-and scoring like Jane.
I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.
Maintain a childhood enthusiasm for the game of golf.
I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band.
Don't look for excuses to lose. Look for excuses to win.
Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.
Let your wife win all the battles, and you'll win the war.
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
A man never stands taller than when he stoops to help a child.
The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'
Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.
Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.
Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole.
No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.
Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!
When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.
When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.
I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.
I like Frank Sinatra and Nat King Cole and Dean Martin, who was my favorite, you know.
Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.
I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.
When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.
I like to do something good every day of my life, and I wanna leave the earth better than I found it.
To inspire children is my goal. Kids need adults to help them. Behind the success of a child is an adult.
I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.
I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better, except me. I'm under 100 IQ, and I support them all.
Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.
The best putting advice I ever received was make sure you concentrate real hard on keeping that darn ball real low
Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch.
A lot of guys out here are very serious, and God bless them, that's their personality. It's not a sin to be business-like.
The caddies are so overlooked out here, and I remember the tough times I had making ends meet when I used to carry the bag.
My father would give his dinner to any hungry kids who walked by and then go in the backyard and pick weeds from the yard to eat.
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.
Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.
Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.
I never had a childhood. I started working when I was 7 years old. I got $1 a day getting water for the workers at the sugar cane plant.
Anybody that worries about somebody suing them, that means that they're so crooked that they sue people, and they think people are gonna sue them.