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A lot of people think Major League’s called Wild Thing. As they should.
I was bangin’ 7 gram rocks and finishing them because that’s how I roll
The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning.
I am grandiose because I live a grandiose life; what’s wrong with that?
Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.
I just didn't believe I was like everybody else. I thought I was unique.
You can't cure your own cancer, obviously, especially if it's late stage.
There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.
It’s been a tsunami of media and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard.
Steroids build your muscles, but they don't build your tendons or ligaments.
The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.
The last time I took drugs, I probably took more than anybody could survive.
Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.
I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.
I know that sounds arrogant, but you can't not be special and have a 30-year career.
You can't not be a little different from others and be successful for three decades.
I'm not in any way religious. I don't go to church, but I consider myself spiritual.
I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...
I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.
The nights I don't sleep it's because there's a higher calling telling me to stand guard.
Guys want to be respected and acknowledged. They want to feel what they contributed matters.
I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself.
If you love with violence and you hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned.
They sell pot named after me in the dispensaries. And I'm not even a pot guy. I was so honored.
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.
Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.
I was banging seven-gram rocks...because that's how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear. Go.
I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point.
I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.
I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad.
I think the power of the mind is amazing, and we've barely scratched the surface of what it can do.
I just think the whole disease model of addiction is crap. It's rooted in fiction and junk science.
Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.
Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?
I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.
It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.
I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.
I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible.
The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.
I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man.
I don't want to get high with my kids, because then everything is different forever. That's so stupid, I think.
You can have rules at home that are different from the rest of the world's as long as you're not hurting anyone.
Just tell the truth and you're home free. If there are amends to be made, you make them. You own it and move on.
I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.
You can put people's feet to the fire a bit just by reminding them that we're constantly creating our own history.
It's definitely safer to be single, especially with this cottage industry that's devoted to extorting celebrities.
I was actually disappointed because I thought the mistakes I made is that people misinterpret my passion for anger.
People can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain.
People say you have to work on your resentments. Yeah, no, I'm gonna hang onto them and they're gonna fuel my attack.
Sometimes the right choice seems great at the moment, but then suddenly it's as if somebody detonated a suicide bomb.