I blinked and I cured my brain.

Can't is the cancer of happening.

Get your egos off the battlefield.

I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

Rock bottom; that's a fishing term.

I dare anyone to debate me on things.

The truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy!

I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.

Im a peaceful man with bad intentions.

I have one speed, I have one gear: Go!

You make a choice to win and you win...

I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.

I’m not 'aw shucks'. Because I'm gnarly.

I'm tired of pretending I'm not special.

I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.

Let's talk about something exciting. Me.

I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.

Defeat is not an option. Period. The End.

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

You can't process me with a normal brain.

I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris.

Let's hook up and just bring fiery death.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

It ain't a party til something gets broken.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

I have Tiger Blood running through my vains.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

Every plan I have is the best plan in the room.

Fear is never a good enough reason to do nothing

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

I’m done with the winning cause I’ve already won.

I refuse to grow up. I won't become the adult guy.

We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?

The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.

I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.

If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.

I try to be known more for my work than for anything else.

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I got tiger blood man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

Touch my children and I will eat your hands off your freakin arms.

Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.

I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term.

Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.

You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.

Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit

You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party.

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