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Brunettes are troublemakers. They're worse than the Jews.
The saddest thing I can imagine is to get used to luxury.
I don't need interesting camera angles, I am interesting.
Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.
You are only as good as the woman you are standing beside.
I can't understand Karl Marx, so how can I be a Communist?
Unless I write every day, I don't feel I deserve my dinner.
Despair is a narcotic. It lulls the mind into indifference.
My prodigious sin was, and still is, being a non-conformist.
Life is a beautiful, magnificent thing, even to a jellyfish.
That's the trouble with the world. We all despise ourselves.
Time is the best author. It always writes the perfect ending.
Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is "elephant".
Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'.
I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying.
Have them all shot. I don't want any of my workers dissatisfied.
The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs.
What do you want a meaning for? Life is a desire, not a meaning.
I'd sooner be called a successful crook than a destitute monarch.
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles.
This is a ruthless world and one must be ruthless to cope with it.
If anybody else says it's like old times, I'll jump out the window.
If you're really truthful with yourself, it's a wonderful guidance.
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.
Anyone can make them cry, but it takes a genius to make them laugh.
Ability to think, like the violin or piano, requires daily practice
It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks.
Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.
To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage.
3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is the next prime after 8.
Moving pictures need sound as much as Beethoven symphonies need lyrics.
The basic essential of a great actor is that he loves himself in acting.
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
I don't want to create a revolution - I just want to create a few more films.
I have found that great ideas come when you have a great desire to have them.
Judge a man not by how he treats his equals but by how he treats his inferiors.
That's what all we are: amateurs. We don't live long enough to be anything else.
I believe in the power of laughter and tears as an antidote to hatred and terror
I am known in parts of the world by people who have never heard of Jesus Christ.
My character of the Tramp, the millions of workers symbolized in that one figure.
Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul.
Your Pain May Give Laugh To Somebody But Your Laugh Shouldn't Give Pain To Anybody
To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune.
Quebec from the boat looked like the ramparts where Hamlet's ghost might have walked.
I suppose that's one of the ironies of life doing the wrong thing at the right moment.
There are more valid facts and details in works of art than there are in history books.
Life is laughter when seen in a long shot, but it is a tragedy when seen in a close-up.
Words seem so futile, so feeble. You are all such lovely, beautiful people ... thank you.