Softie was not a word you could use in the same sentence as Eric.

I try very hard to write the best book I possibly can, every time.

We might be on the same page, but I wasn't happy about reading it.

If I was getting harder, it was in response to the world around me.

Very few of my characters are totally heroic or totally villainous.

His eyes were still like caves with ghosts dwelling in their depths.

Jason's favorite person in the entire universe was Jason Stackhouse.

Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire.

I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake.

He looked like he'd just seen the Ghost of You Better Shut Your Mouth.

Trees had died to make these forms, and that seemed a great pity to me.

And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that.

He managed to convey indifference, contempt, and boredom in the one word.

That's just not right," Sam muttered. "Claude needs to keep his pants on.

It wasn't often you ran into bondage/Elvis/whorehouse-themed vampire club

I freely admit I know nothing about television or writing for the screen.

Episcopalians are pretty thin on the ground in the central United States.

You trust me?" Eric sounded surprised. "Yes." "That's . . . crazy, Sookie.

I don't write the kind of 'happily ever after' that romance readers enjoy.

JB’s mother had taught him early on that appreciated women are happy women.

Finally, I drew in a long breath. It was noisy and painful and just heaven.

I love him," I said, but even to my own ears I didn't sound happy about it.

If it pleases you and you can write at all, it's gonna please somebody else.

I'm a middle-class former housewife who goes to my daughter's softball games.

Self-pity is like chocolate; as you get older, you can only afford a little bit.

"I'm hoping that the more you see me, the more I'll grow on you." "Like a fungus?

I believe if you write a great book, the chances are it'll get a great reception.

It's hard not to respond when a master of the art of kissing is laying one on you.

Oh come on Pam, they're funny. They're like humans but miniature...tea cup humans!

My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky.

Oklahoma is very beautiful, and Eric loves beauty, but he already has that in you.

I'd have to say no, people don't change, but they can learn to behave differently.

Just because one of Arlene's husbands was a murderer is no reason for me to be ugly

Maybe she was being so hoity-toity because she didn't have her own fairy godmother.

All the pictures on the walls, they all white as lilies and smiling like alligators.

Once again, I had that feeling of drowning when I hadn’t even known I was in the pool

My first word for the New Year was 'exsanguinate.' This was probably not a good omen.

I was surprised to find out there was a direct line from my palm to my, my, hootchie.

It was one of God's jokes that such a dumb mind had been put in such an eloquent body.

No, I won't ever write another 'Lily Bard.' I said everything I had to say about Lily.

Anyone got X-ray visión?I asked, trying to smile. Where is Superman when you need him?

And you are mine, and you will be mine. They will not get you. - Eric from Dead and Gone

As exits go, that's a good one." It was pretty hard to have the last word with a vampire.

I gave myself a mental shake. Snapping out of a slump, that was what today was all about.

I am a woman, hear me roar," I said. Gosh, what prompted that?" Amelia asked, and I jumped

There’s no way you can kill someone and get to the other side of the experience unchanged.

I thought about making biscuits, but there seemed to be more than enough calories on board.

Sometimes, instead of going down the road less taken, you just charge down the beaten path.

It's a sad comment on humans that none of them are tolerable to one who can read their minds

People are really interested in the concept of eternal youth in this plastic-surgery culture.

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