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I mean, most fun things are bad for you in one way or another.
The world of manic depression is a world of bad judgment calls.
I was street smart, but unfortunately the street was Rodeo Drive.
If talking were aerobic, I'd be the thinnest person in the world.
As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.
I fear dying. Anything with pain associated with it, I don't like.
Still, the word "boyfriend" starts to sound pathetic after age 30.
Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.
My life is like a lone, forgotten Q-Tip in the second-to-last drawer.
I feel so agitated all the time, like a hamster in search of a wheel.
Anything you can do in excess for the wrong reasons is exciting to me.
Sex was for men. Marriage, like lifeboats, was for women and children.
I started out doing my mother's nightclub act, and I had stage fright.
I quote fictional characters, because I'm a fictional character myself!
I did Google myself recentle - without lubricant. I don't recommend it.
Actors may know how to act, but a lot of them don't know how to behave.
Of course I miss [drugs]. And anyone who tells you they don't is lying.
Revenge may not be a particularly high consciousness-oriented activity.
If my life wasn't funny, it would just be true, and that's unacceptable.
If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.
Believe me, I didn't think there was some princely family I belonged to.
I grew up knowing that I had the prettiest mother of anyone in my class.
Mistakes are a drag, because you get in the area of regret and self-pity.
She's an immensely powerful woman, and I just admire my mother very much.
I've totally embraced it. I like Princess Leia. I like how she was feisty.
Females get hired along procreative lines. After 40, we're kind of cooked.
The only thing worse than being hurt is everyone knowing that you're hurt.
He doesn't move his face when he talks. His eyes are like shark eyes. Dead.
Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.
Running for office is the least aerobic of the socially interactive sports.
Finding the cutest guy in A.A. is like finding the cutest loony in the bin.
All of us are looking for an outside ordeal that will internally change us.
A lot of times, people think they're the only ones that feel a certain way.
I've never met a deadline I couldn't miss. I make sure my editors know this.
I like the community of acting better than the prison of writing. I like sets.
Waiting, done at really high speeds, will frequently look like something else.
You can't really accurately diagnose someone, I think. Or I've been told that.
I got the part [in the Shampoo]. But it was this very unpleasantly rivalry tug.
Then I overdosed at 28, at which point I began to accept the bipolar diagnosis.
My mom had the breakdown for the family, and I went into therapy for all of us.
It's difficult to know what to say to someone whose partner has cheated on them.
I have been Princess Leia exclusively. It's been a part of my life for 40 years.
People see me and they squeal like tropical birds or seals stranded on the beach.
Meryl [Streep] plays the me-ish character. I love Meryl. She's totally wonderful.
Everything is negotiable. Whether or not the negotiation is easy is another thing.
That's why 'Star Wars' is appealing. You watch someone fight the perilous monster.
I am someone who will rise to an occasion like that. Other occasions can defeat me.
Kevin Smith is a very challenging conversationalist and Jay has many great stories.
I'm fond of kissing. It's part of my job. God sent me down to kiss a lot of people.
Acting engenders and harbours qualities that are best left way behind in adolesence.