Quotes by Bryan Callen - Page 1

My parents were really nice to me.
Bryan Callen / Actor
Nice
Parent
Really Nice
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As an actor, you're never busy enough.
Bryan Callen / Actor
Actors
Busy
Enough
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I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.
Bryan Callen / Actor
Celebrate
Masculinity
Onstage
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There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A.
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Hot
Sexy
Sexy Women
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Its always a shock to me when I get recognized.
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It's always a shock to me when I get recognized.
Bryan Callen / Actor
Shock
Recognized
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I'm always driven to keep doing something different and better.
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Driven
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My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that.
Bryan Callen / Actor
Men
Animal
Okay
Point Of View
Views
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I don't know much, but I like talking to people who know a lot more than I do.
Bryan Callen / Actor
Talking
People Know More
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Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice.
Bryan Callen / Actor
Comedy
Surprise
Twice
Necessarily
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One of the beautiful things about podcasting is that I'm not beholding to some public entity.
Bryan Callen / Actor
Beautiful Things
Entity
Beautiful Beautiful Things Things
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If you're the Rolling Stones, you can sing 'Start Me Up' for 35 years, and people still cheer.
Bryan Callen / Actor
Rolling
Rolling Stones
Stones
Me Start People
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Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.
Bryan Callen / Actor
Carrier
Compare
Letters
Messages
Pigeons
Contest
Delivered
Getting
Letter
Pigeon
Sending
Text
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I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep that facade going for more than 15 minutes.
Bryan Callen / Actor
Brooding
Dark
Facade
Minutes
Always Keep Never
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My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the pasture. Cows bit me all over.
Bryan Callen / Actor
Dad
Cows
Disguise
Grass
Green
Punishment
Bit
Idea
Pasture
Throw
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Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.
Bryan Callen / Actor
Car
Guy
Horse
Macho
Date
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I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!
Bryan Callen / Actor
Broken
Fun
Heart
Older Women
Two
Attracted
Older
Guess
Heart Broken
Hundred Times
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Stand-up comedy is all you. It's your show, it's your game. You control every aspect of it - of that experience and that expression. There's really nothing quite as satisfying.
Bryan Callen / Actor
Aspect
Satisfying
Stand Up Comedy
Experience Your Game
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Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.
Bryan Callen / Actor
Curse
Disrespectful
Edgy
Opposites
Reason
Thrive
Understood
Opposite
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Women find men attractive who are aggressive... but later on, they get worried that that aggression, that alpha energy, is going to be turned back against them and their children.
Bryan Callen / Actor
Aggressive
Attractive
Worried
Alpha
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If you actually get down to the nitty-gritty of the average Pakistani, the average Indian, the average whoever, what you really do know emotionally is that they're exactly the same.
Bryan Callen / Actor
Average
Indian
Emotionally
Exactly
Exactly The Same
Pakistani
Whoever
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You go into an audition, you're either the one or you're not, and if you're not, you go home. And I kind of like that. If you're really good, and you're the best guy in the room that day, you get the job.
Bryan Callen / Actor
Best Good Home
Audition
Go Home
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