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Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
They look right. And you move left.
Who's driving this car, Stevie Wonder?
Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.
I had no idea Canada could be so much fun.
No one predicts the future. No one tries to.
They hear you own up, and they learn to own up.
Hair loss is God's way of telling me I'm human.
At 25, you've got millions of brain cells to kill.
I like having the dough to come and go as I please.
I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life.
I'm much more proud of being a father than being an actor.
You can't undo the past... but you can certainly not repeat it.
Organized religions in general, in my opinion, are dying forms.
Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English.
I always question whether it's the right time for anything I do.
If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein.
Like it or not, I am part of the pop culture of films in Hollywood.
Have you heard anything useful come out of an actor's mouth lately?
I'm really just a regular guy who has had an incredibly blessed life.
I just try to go to work, and concentrate on coming home to my girls.
Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart.
You can kind of judge how old a film is by the size of the cell phones.
Cinema has no boundaries...we all belong to the same artistic community.
I had never really dated. I've always been a relationship kind of person.
I hate government. I'm apolitical. Write that down. I'm not a Republican.
But the action film genre is gonna have to come up with some new bad guys.
There is nothing better than strolling down the beach the way God made you.
I would say, 'I'm alone, but I'm not lonely.' But I was just kidding myself.
No one ever thinks about what the hell is going to happen 25 years from now.
Who I am as a father is far more important to me than the public perception.
I never think about the downs. Well, only when I get asked during interviews.
I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party
Justin Timberlake is terrific in this film. I told him it's time to stop singing.
My favorite job is being a father. I have four girls now. They're a captive audience.
I believe in justice, and I believe in people being held responsible for their actions.
My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.
Art imitates life and, sometimes, life imitates art. It's a weird combination of elements.
Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.
Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head.
I hate working out. Because I work out for films now solely I come to associate it with work.
I could never write my memoirs, just because too many people are still alive and would be hurt.
I have just as many liberal ideas as I have conservative ideas that I argue with myself sometimes.
On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
Violence - look, we live in a violent world, man. This country was founded on violence. Who's kidding who?
The difference between trying to be fit and not being fit really means the difference between life and death.
I mean, look, I wear makeup in films. I don't wear makeup in real life. It's just part of the gig, that's all.
Balding if God's way of showing you are only human... He takes the hair off your head and puts it in your ears.
Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. Be a hero, take the time learn about adoption today.