I was 10 years old, and I went to the Marigold Arena in Chicago, and I was hooked, just like that.

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

I don't look at myself as a hero or smart person. I have a seventh-grade education, but I've had a lot of fun.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'

The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.

Oh, I knew he was gonna do that. I just knew he was gonna do that. He don't need Jannetty. I told you that off and on.

It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.

There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.

I insulted people. I had to - they deserved it. They didn't have any talent. They stunk. They were horrible! But it made it for a fun show.

I would like to do commercials, or even work for WWE if they called me. I wouldn't want to go back on the air or manage again, but I would like to be a spokesperson and do stuff like that.

WCW wasn't what I thought it should be. I thought it could be better. I would make suggestions, but nobody would want to hear them. They think you want their job. Please. It would be easier doing their job because they're used to doing nothing.

I think women's wrestling has had a hard time because of GLOW. When GLOW came out, it looked like somebody was ripping off the male industry. Everybody made fun of it. WOW is a great product. It's produced right. It's got a little story line, and it's got good-looking girls who can work and can talk.

Everyone should have cancer one time - then you'd know that other things aren't important. The guy that gives you the finger at the stoplight don't mean nothing anymore. You come home and something's cold, or you didn't get something in the mail. Big deal. You want to get up every day and see your family and your friends.

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