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A friend in need is a pest.
This guy makes coffee nervous.
Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!
You can win, it'll just cost you some money.
Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!
To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me
You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat
Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
Thank you for 40 years in this industry, because I loved it.
You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.
I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.
He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.
I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.
I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.
Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.
There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western.
There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western.
Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box.
He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!
If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.
Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.
You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
When The Phenoix Suns are missing two basketballs, they'll know where to look!
There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.
I was so nervous on the night of my honeymoon, I put my pants to bed, and I hung over a chair.
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'