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You give up your dream, you give up.
I've worn down America.
Don't give up your power.
Change is such hard work.
Gentlemen, start your egos!
Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
Gentlemen, start your egos.
I'm a sucker for a free tuxedo.
I'm married - I've caught my limit.
When I'm not thrilled, I get funny.
Mr. Hitchcock knew what he was doing.
It is better to look good than to feel good.
I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.
Can you imagine if Babe Ruth had had Twitter?
It's money. I remember it from when I was single
I have to admit, I was a little bit of a misfit.
You don't want to wait for that aged jockey role.
To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.
Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro.
When you're 65, you're surprised by what turns you on.
I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
As a comedian, you have everything working against you.
What passes for sports coverage is terribly sycophantic.
Believe me, happiness is not ticking off Walter Cronkite.
I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.
Performing was how I was able to release this pain I had.
The Academy and the Oscars have been very gracious to me.
When I was growing up in the house, we'd watch the Oscars.
I didn't rebel as a child. I missed that angry teenager thing.
'Parental Guidance' combines comedy and pathos in the best way.
I never worry that I'll die in my sleep, because I'm never asleep!
I think I've far exceeded what I ever thought I could possibly do.
I don't like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.
No disrespect to Sweden: I didn't think of them as the comedy universe.
That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul.
The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.
Great news! Hosting Oscars counts five hours toward my community service!
My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.
As far as the media goes, I'm driving in the left lane at 28 miles an hour.
You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.
From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.
I can always say I led off for the New York Yankees. It's an amazing feeling.
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
It took five years to get 'Parental Guidance' made, and it was a fight every second.
I'd like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life.
I really could've been a good student, but I was always hearing an imaginary audience.
My dad, Jack, had a great sense of humour and had a strong impact on me and my humour.
I don't know what I would have done to rebel. I don't know what I was rebelling against.
