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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
Zip zop wop boopity bop.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
How long can you tread water?
All Children Have Brain Damage!
Sometimes I buy my wife flowers.
You can not make everybody happy.
The heart of marriage is memories.
Every romance does not lead to sex.
You can't be everything to everyone
Old is always fifteen years from now.
Criticizing is easy, art is difficult.
Don't talk yourself into not being you.
All parents experience the same problems.
Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets?
Parenting needs to come to the forefront.
Grandparents are God's gifts to children.
When you become senile, you won't know it.
Laughter brings out the child in all of us.
You come to my comedy show to be entertained.
The essence of childhood, of course, is play.
Telemarketers tell me I sound like Bill Cosby.
If you have no faith, you've lost your battle.
I wanted to give the house back to the parents.
Romance is a different word than sexual contact.
Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.
A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child.
The serve was invented so that the net could play.
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
I got into Temple University on a track scholarship.
I don't wear no condom and I don't plan for no kids.
My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children.
If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.
I don't care what right-wing white people are thinking.
Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?”
Why do kids always say peace out, I though peace was in.
Social networking helps reach people easier and quicker.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.
We're not raising children with the love that we need to.
'Don't worry about senility', my grandfather used to say.
The absolute truth is that there is no power in celebrity.
There are some people who have trouble recognizing a mess.
You are more important to yourself than you think you are.
Mediocre people are the most dangerous people in the world.
Nobody asked you to flip burgers for the rest of your life.
That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
Children today know more about sex than I or my father did.
