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Vodka is kind of a hobby.
I have the backbone of an eel.
You're never too old for anything!
There is no fool like an old fool.
Retirement is not in my vocabulary.
I don't care who anybody sleeps with.
I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.
I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.
Animal lover that I am, a cougar I am not.
You gotta use everything you possibly can!
I think older women still have a full life.
I love Cadillacs and name them after birds.
You don't luck into integrity. You work at it.
I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.
If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.
Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts.
'Mary Tyler Moore' was - it was my first big hit.
If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.
I was one of the first women producers in Hollywood.
Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.
Anger tears me up inside... My own... or anyone else's.
I stayed in show business to pay for my animal business.
I kid around a lot, but pranks are not my best strength!
When I'm around animals, I don't pay attention to people.
The writers are the stars of every really successful sitcom.
I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.
I've enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.
We actors can't take the credit. We love to try to claim the credit.
The film industry gives you the opportunity to meet interesting people.
We laugh a lot. That's for sure. Sure beats the alternative, doesn't it?
I'm not what you might call sexy, but I'm romantic. Let's put it that way.
Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods.
Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.
You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal.
A good friend of mine was Lucy Ball. Her mother and my mother were best friends.
I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do.
I'm in the middle of my sixth book, which is about animals at the Los Angeles Zoo.
I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It's that simple.
I'm wearing a put together from a little shop that I favor called The Back of My Closet.
I'm a big cockeyed optimist. I try to accentuate the positive as opposed to the negative.
I don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.
My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'
I really don't care with whom you sleep. I just care what kind of a decent human being you are.
We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it
Now that I'm 91, as opposed to being 90, I'm much wiser. I'm much more aware and I'm much sexier.
Animals are near and dear to my heart, and I've devoted my life to trying to improve their lives.
Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.
Wendy Malick and Valerie Bertinelli make fun of me, but I take care of my health - I don't abuse it.
Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks.
I have my golden retriever now, Pontiac. He's a career-change guide dog from Guide Dogs for the Blind.