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Fashion is so over the top.
My own parents were touchy-feely.
God was showing off when he made you.
Zoolander was more of my own sensibility.
Success doesn't necessarily mean happiness.
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!
You have to stay in character in between takes.
Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.
Maybe forced retirement isn't necessary after all.
I'm not an expert on the Malaysian sense of humor.
I don't devalue comedy as compared to drama. Not one bit.
I don't play hockey at all. I'm not comfortable on skates.
I think most politicians could take a dodgeball in the face.
I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines !
I'm always willing to endure humiliation on behalf of my characters.
If you look at my eyes when I'm dancing, you'll see that glazed look.
I actually started working on Madagascar before my daughter was born.
Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game!
I think people will be curious to see what I can do as a dramatic actor.
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time.
Very quickly after meeting Dustin, the whole image I had of him was shattered.
The cliches are that it's the most generic Starsky and Hutch plot you can find.
I enjoy the work I do in comedies. It's a valid test of your creative abilities.
It's great to work with the people who make you laugh and who are funnier than I am.
The failure of The Cable Guy impacted my career. I had to start writing and acting again.
There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it.
I'm very interested in the early American history, the time when the country came together.
All those rumors about her being underweight are trash. She's [Calista Flockhart] gorgeous.
I don't even want to think of myself as an actor because it's such an insecure place to go.
Even when I'm not directing, that doesn't stop Owen from having ideas for what I should be doing.
I grew up wanting to make movies, and along the way I suddenly found that I had a career doing comedy.
I don't know what that weid fantasy is that makes people go, "Oh, you must have had a great childhood."
I don't have a burning desire to be taken seriously as an actor. I don't have a master plan in that way.
I studied Tom Cruise running in all the Mission Impossibles. I think he's one of the best screen runners.
A eugoogoolizer...one who speaks at funerals...Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?
I wanted to be funny for people who didn't care about fashion at all, to just to kind of exist as a silly character.
I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody.
It's weird that people expect me to be funny. I find it a real burden when I'm expected to be humorous on talk shows.
Stiller was able to reach speeds of around 35 miles per hour, no small task for someone who had never longboarded before.
I've had a very good career and I'm grateful that the public has had some level of acceptance and appreciation of my work.
It was a mixed blessing to have famous parents. It was tough to go to auditions and be bad, since I couldn't be anonymous.
I have not been an easygoing guy. I think it's called bipolar manic depression. I've got a rich history of that in my family.
I'd love to travel more. I really look forward to traveling with my kids. I'm just waiting for them to want to travel with me.
Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it.
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
Whatever talent I had, I'm sure it helped that my parents were in the business and that I grew up around actors, comedians and directors.
I would like to do more dramas when I find a good role that will allow me to politely upset people's expectations of me as a comic actor.
You're freaked out that you're going to be having a child, and once you're looking after your daughter, it's the most beautiful thing in the world.
I know that I'm better as an actor when I'm working with a good actor. I think anytime you're working with a better actor, it makes you a better actor.