I was a weird kid.

I like ensemble shows.

I don't like sci-fi/fantasy.

I do tons of feminine things.

Work hard. Think big. Listen well.

If I don't buy it, I can't sell it.

When you walk out, the money walks in

No one ever died with too much money.

I've been pretty lucky, I like my jobs.

You are already broke and don't even know it.

Don't sell life insurance. Sell what life insurance can do.

Term insurance is temporary, but your problem is permanent.

I assume that the worst will happen. So I'm never optimistic.

My father's Jewish, so my world is Jewish whenever I go home.

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.

I am a huge pessimist, and I think that's just the east-coast Jew in me.

For the beginning of my career, I was always playing people younger than me.

If you’ve got a problem make it a procedure and it won’t be a problem anymore.

Most people buy not because they believe, but because the sales person believes.

With 'Mad Men,' you feel like you're a member of Seal Team Six when you're shooting.

Every Thanksgiving, for the most part in my life, I've come to Deerfield in Chicago.

I never thought I was gonna live in LA. I thought I was gonna live in New York forever.

The key to a sale in an interview, and the key to an interview is a disturbing question.

Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny.

You haven’t done anything wrong. You just haven’t done anything, and that’s what’s wrong.

I was obsessed with Jack Nicholson. Like, I watched 'Prizzi's Honor' when I was, like, 11.

Do you know anyone who has a lease on life? It isn’t a question of if; it’s a question of when.

The biggest asset you have is your earning capacity, and that depends entirely on your attitude.

Your biggest asset is a positive attitude. That more than anything else determines your earnings.

Life insurance is time. The time a man might not have. If he needs time, he needs life insurance.

'Mindy' was fun. Other than 'Superstore,' it was the other time I played an elitist, obnoxious idiot.

Every single cast has a couple bad eggs, or that person that everyone is making fun of or doesn't like.

I never went online when I was single, aside from flirting with people on MySpace when that was relevant.

I live in Los Angeles, which is the youngest place - there's no history to Los Angeles. Everything's fake.

Your value depends on what you make of yourself. Make the most of yourself for that is all there is of you.

Doing something costs something. Doing nothing costs something. And, quite often, doing nothing costs a lot more!

I'm just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.

I despise - I hate - I'm terrified of karaoke, and I wish I wasn't because everybody I know who's awesome loves it.

There was a time where I chose my jobs based on what jobs were available to me, so I would choose 100 percent of them.

Often, American audiences are underestimated by producers and movie studios. They often think we're dumber than we are.

Youll have the same problems when I walk out, as you had when I walked in... unless you let me take your problems with me.

I do not sell life insurance. I sell money. I sell dollars for pennies apiece. My dollars cost 3 cents per dollar per year.

The basic purpose of life insurance is to create cash…nothing more or nothing less. Everything else confuses and complicates.

You've got a problem. Part of what you own isn't yours. It belongs to Uncle Sam. May I show you how much belongs to Uncle Sam?

I never got on the 'Stranger Things' train. Everybody else did, but for me, I'm the wrong audience because I don't like sci-fi/fantasy.

Anything that Aaron Sorkin writes, I could watch a million times. One of the few shows that I've watched in repeats was 'The West Wing.'

You know, a man's life is the most precious thing in the world, isn't it? So isn't it odd that a man will insure everything but his life?

Dynamic change is always my favorite thing. As soon as I feel like I'm doing all of the same stuff over and over again, I'm bored and sad.

Tinder's fascinating to me. I wish it was around when I was single and not on television because I can't imagine doing it when you're on TV.

I know plenty of actors smarter than me with better taste than me who love horror movies and love sci-fi and it just doesn't make sense to me.

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