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Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through satisfaction.
I will stop at nothing to reach my objective, but only because my brakes are defective.
The really great people are the ones who know how to make the little people feel great.
Women can do anything men can do, but often have more sense than even to be interested.
To be sure of winning, invent your own game, and never tell any other player the rules.
Why does merely attempting to understand Reality so often seem to lead to going insane?
Cheer up! The worst effects of what we're doing won't be felt until after we're all dead
One problem I have definitely solved is the problem of not having enough to worry about.
Having failed to conquer myself, my best hope now is to arrange an alliance with myself.
Strangely enough, this is the past that somebody in the future is longing to go back to.
More books have resulted from somebody's need to write than from anybody's need to read.
If you value your safety, avoid holy places founded in the name of peace and brotherhood.
For me, it's always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate.
If we could all hear one another's prayers, God might be relieved of some of his burdens.
Things are sometimes better left as they are, but you can't be sure until you change them.
The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.
How can there ever possibly be a conflict between my private interests and the public good?
If only our great thinkers could learn to talk, and our great talkers could learn to think.
The reports on human progress are beginning to come in, and some are a little discouraging.
Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them, others are so fast, they don't notice you.
The entire universe will eventually disintegrate but by then I hope to be in a safer place.
It's hopeless! Tomorrow there'll be even more books I should have read than there are today.
When you plan a journey from your mind into mine, remember to allow for the time difference.
Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.
Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.
I have just discovered the truth, and can't understand why everybody isn't eager to hear it.
The true artists is one who insists on producing a supply, whether or not there's any demand.
To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again.
One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.
Not everything I dislike should be destroyed, some of it should simply be moved farther away.
There's only one thing more beautiful than a beautiful dream, and that's a beautiful reality.
Should I abide by the rules until they're changed, or help speed the change by breaking them?
I'm not yet desperate enough to do anything about the conditions that are making me desperate.
There is one pain, I often feel, which you will never know. It's caused by the absence of you.
As long as I have you there is just one other thing I'll always need - tremendous self control.
What's most interesting about some books is the question: How did this crap ever get published?
Life is a process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we're alive.
Fortunately in my work there's always a choice: I can choose to do it willingly or unwillingly.
By the miracle of teaching, I can give you some of my ability, without losing any of it myself.
Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.
My research consists of studying the effects of putting somebody like me into a world like this.
If I do enough different things in enough different ways, I may, eventually, do something right.
The case has been going on for so long that I've forgotten whether I'm really innocent or guilty.
I recently had my problems on the run, but now they've re-grouped, and are making another attack.
Our meetings are held to discuss many problems which would never arise if we held fewer meetings.
I've learned to accept birth and death . . . but sometimes I still worry about what lies between.
Good ideas are common - what's uncommon are people who will work hard enough to bring them about.
It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.
They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me.
Why is there still so much pain and suffering being produced when there's so little demand for it?