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I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.
There is a world which I alone rule, but it ends at my fingertips.
I could live a better life if I had a better mind and a better body
My life so far has been a long series of things I wasn't ready for.
I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.
One thing you can rely on is that there will always be uncertainty.
Sometimes the best way to be useful is to get out of somebody's way.
Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good.
My object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.
I didn't mind being a public executioner, once I got the hang of it.
My worst personal problem is that my computer doesn't understand me.
It's hard to face tomorrow, but it's easier than facing no tomorrow.
Why is the place where I want to be so often so far from where I am?
What should I do if my problems aren't all solved by the time I die?
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!
At what point in my struggle with nature will nature finally give up?
Speak nothing but the truth, and you'll soon be considered dangerous.
I was unemployed for a long time, but I couldn't adjust to the hours.
Look how often the unexpected happens - yet we still never expect it.
Isn't it a coincidence that you and I are both alive at the same time?
The future seems to be in good hands, it's the past I'm worried about.
Not even a great leader can get very far without great people to lead.
Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.
MAN THE BATTLE STATIONS! Someone's coming who wants to reason with us.
If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.
It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.
In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
Some of my troubles are so familiar, I know them by their first names.
If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.
It's sometimes easier to do the impossible than to do the embarrassing.
I could do without many things with no hardship-you are not one of them.
Beware! Freedom of speech also includes the freedom to be misunderstood.
Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.
It's easier to learn many other things, if you first learn how to learn.
If I didn't have most of my friends, I wouldn't have most of my problems.
The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.
The price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.
Once I wanted total happiness - now I will settle for a little less pain.
It costs money to stay healthy, but it's even more expensive to get sick.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
Please don't ask me what the score is. I'm not even sure what the game is.
I have abandoned my search for truth and am now looking for a good fantasy
What happened to you could have been worse - it could have happened to me.
The best thing about being too late is that there's no more need to hurry.
If coffee didn't exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.
My life has been greatly influenced by many books which I have never read.
If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.
All people are different. That's why everybody should be treated the same.