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My life has a superb cast, but I cannot figure out the plot.
Is there life in other families?
I have seen the future! Go back!
Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.
How can I fail when I have no purpose?
Be a good neighbor, and leave me alone.
Without me there could be no everybody.
Do you believe in apathy at first sight?
You can never discard too many bad ideas.
Tell me again how much you agree with me.
Better start rushing before the rush begins!
I am eagerly awaiting my next disappointment.
One thing about pain: It proves you're alive.
All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.
Where would I be without my sense of direction.
Hold on to me: Someday I may be quite valuable.
I feel much better, now that I've given up hope.
Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.
I will always love the false image I had of you.
I want to appreciate you now, and avoid the rush.
The more sure you are, the more wrong you can be.
Accept me for what I am, completely unacceptable.
Vote wisely, even if that means not voting at all.
Aren't I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.
The majority is never right, unless it includes me.
What could possibly be more fantastic than reality?
One good thing about my computer: it never asks why.
I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
I'm in search of myself - have you seen me anywhere?
Every time I do it at least proves I can still do it.
Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.
Unlike most other people, I'm just an average person.
Do what you know is right, but try not to get caught.
I'm not always depressed: only when I think and feel.
Never underestimate the size and scope of my problems.
Dying is a part of living, but only a very small part.
Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?
My struggle to remain healthy is gradually killing me.
Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.
Is it you and I who are crazy, or is it everybody else?
My main object in life is to see what will happen next.
Even when I'm happy and successful, life still goes on.
I want it clearly understood that I'm totally confused.
Beware! I'm acting under the influence of human nature.
If I can survive death, I can probably survive anything.
No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas.
My life shows a clear pattern of total unpredictability.
Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story
Don't wait for a disaster to get to know your neighbors.
