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Yeah Jesus could turn water in to wine, but he didn't share. Douche.
You can't kill rock and roll without a silver bullet because she's a werewolf.
I feel like a drummer with no sticks and somebody keeps farting on my snare drum.
We are men on a budget. I mean, why go all the way to Amsterdam when you can just go to Harry Hines?