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I loved working with Eva Longoria.
The eyes are the nipples of the face.
Motherhood is like a big sleeping bag of guilt.
I don't know what I'm doing as a parent at all.
I never really thought I wanted to become a movie star.
I don't think anybody really wants to know their limits.
I am very rewarded and challenged in front of the camera.
I'm not a very good lover. I'm so nervous about my sexuality.
I try to keep my head on straight and take nothing for granted.
If you don't believe in a line, then you come off as the loser.
I feel really grateful that I am in comedy, and I love doing it.
I never imagined being able to make money from acting - and now I can.
I love to cook really fattening things, like steak and pasta and potatoes.
I give the worst possible relationship advice to people. I am not ashamed.
There was a time when I was willing to marry any cute boy that looked at me.
My wedding will be a great party where I can get drunk and have a good time.
You have to be willing to accept the idea that people may think you're stupid.
Life is too short to be in relationships where you feel this isn't fully right.
I feel like all comedy does require a lack of vanity, but multi-cam, especially.
Instead of the mahi mahi, may I just get the one mahi because I’m not that hungry.
There's definitely a loneliness and, like, an internal element to being a performer.
There are times when I think, 'Do I have the energy to be upset?' and the answer is 'no.'
I've been through heartbreak and uncertainty and giddy crushes and everything. We all have.
I grew out my armpit hair for the summer. It turns out my natural hair colour isn't blonde.
Yeah, I do like scary movies, especially the ones that don't take themselves too seriously.
I don't know about you, but I love showing my ass to a crew of 300 that I've been working with.
When I travel, it makes me wish I looked completely polished all the time. I don't. I live in sweats.
Hollywood studio executives don't recognize the value of female performers as much as male performers.
I really love comedy and weirdly enough, I love how my journey has ended up. I get to laugh all day long.
I do love giving advice, but I try not to forget how flawed I am as well. And how many mistakes I've made.
My comedy does not come from a place of deep cynicism, and I tend to play characters who are naive in some way.
I feel, for the most part, especially in comedy, you make your own work, and maybe that's true across the board.
I love being a part of a romantic comedy. I've done a lot of comedies but haven't always had a ton of romance in them.
I know I looked skinnier in The House Bunny, but thanks to my diet of beer and doughnuts, I'm back to my fightin' weight!'
I try not to read newspapers when I have a movie coming out, but I guess I'm not immune to public opinion. I'm hurt by it.
I don't really like to go out to clubs or anything. It's just not my style. I'd much rather go to a dive bar or a local place.
I've been acting since I was 9, but in college I entered the drama program, and I didn't excel at it at all, kind of for the first time.
You have to create your own stuff. It's really exciting to create something, sell it, and feel like I'm not just a pawn waiting to be cast
I like the idea of sort of playing quieter roles, which would be refreshing for a minute. It is exhausting being really loud and obnoxious.
You have to create your own stuff. It's really exciting to create something, sell it, and feel like I'm not just a pawn waiting to be cast.
The hardest thing in my industry is longevity, getting your next job. It's hard to get the first job, but it's so much harder to get the sixth or seventh as a woman.
Especially in the world of comedy, it feels like you have to be proactive, in terms of pitching and trying to sell and being a part of the creation of the stuff that you do.
I did come to realize that getting your first job is hard, but it's not nearly as hard as getting your seventh job. That is hard. That's when you really have to prove it to people.
I was never the class clown or anything like that. When I was growing up and doing theatre in Seattle I was always doing very dramatic work. Now I can't get a dramatic role to save my life!
It's weird to get gifted things as an actress because it usually happens when you've made a movie, and you can finally afford something, and then these fashion labels give it to you for free.
I was never the class clown or anything like that. When I was growing up and doing theatre in Seattle I was always doing very dramatic work... Now I can’t get a dramatic role to save my life!
After I had my baby, I reprioritized my life in general. I really wanted to play characters that gave me a different kind of fulfillment. That is a difficult thing to find, especially as an actress.
I can't stand confrontation, which maybe is a character flaw. But having said that, I do feel like when I do get upset - which is rare, as my husband and family would say - I have a hard time letting go.
I know a lot of actors talk about the importance of wardrobe, and it always seems like it's kind of a cop-out, maybe, because it seems like a minor detail to some people. But I think it's hugely important.
I used to sort of consider myself a feminist, an environmentalist, and I still have some of that in me, but I've done so many offensive comedies, I'm now worn down to a little nub of... nub of an activist.