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Marriage is not a reform school.
One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one.
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
You're all you've got.
Grown-up people can wait.
Wake up and smell the coffee.
Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat.
People, like water, seek their own level.
Are you better off with him or without him?
Problems are inevitable. Misery is a choice.
Love is friendship that has caught fire . . .
If at first you do succeed, try something harder.
I was naive, but I certainly was not duplicitous.
No person ever died by drowning in their own sweat.
The real trick is to stay alive as long as you live.
You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.
Make somebody happy today, and mind your own business
A happy marriage has the tranquility of a lovely sunset.
No one can take advantage of you without your permission.
A successful marriage is not a gift; it is an achievement.
Being interested is more important than being interesting.
The naked truth is always better than the best-dressed lie.
If you want to catch trout, don't fish in a herring barrel.
One of the characteristics of the young is "I want it now."
I advise keeping four feet on the floor and all hands on deck.
I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.
One trouble with trouble is that it usually starts out like fun.
Never let an opportunity pass to give a well-deserved compliment.
No person who can read is ever successful at cleaning out an attic.
guilt is a pollutant and we don't need any more of it in the world.
Many people know the price of everything and the value of nothing
All marriages are happy, it's living together afterward that's tough.
Church is not a museum for Saints, but rather a hospital for sinners.
The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.
More divorces start in the bedroom than in any other room in the house.
The minute more than two people know a secret, it is no longer a secret.
An open marriage is nature's way of telling you that you need a divorce.
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else.
Maturity is the ability to live in peace with that which we cannot change.
Maturity isn't a product of growing older. It's a product of growing wiser.
Assume nothing. Inside every dumb blond there may be a very smart brunette.
Too many people today know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Class is the sure-footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life.
Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies.
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
Inside every seventy-year-old is a thirty-five-year-old asking, 'What happened?
What we steadily, consciously, habitually think we are, that we tend to become.
My personal recipe for success is- Do what you love and don't look at the clock.
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Some women have the best husbands. Others make the best of the husbands they have.
