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I got to tell you, when I wrote 'Adios America,' I thought there was a 10 percent chance of saving the country.
We don't want someone who will get 98 percent of the vote. We want someone who will get 51 percent of the vote.
Like the archers of Agincourt, John O'Neal and the 254 Swiftboat Veterans took down their own haughty Frenchman.
We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.
Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.
Scott Brown's victory in Massachusetts has got to have Ted Kennedy rolling over in his grave, spilling his drink.
Fittingly, in the final analysis, Clinton will not be remembered for what he did as president, but for who he did.
If those kids had been carrying guns they would have gunned down this one gunman... Don't pray. Learn to use guns.
Science is something that you have facts. They can be tested. They can be checked. Heterosexual AIDS, another one.
I support guns and I support the death penalty. Half of my interviews are convincing liberals they're not liberal.
Democrats cannot conceive of "hate speech" towards Christians because, in their eyes, Christians always deserve it.
Liberals hate religion because politics is a religion substitute for liberals and they can't stand the competition.
The really amazing part, to me, was when Florida made it into the Final Four, the Democrats didn't demand a recount.
Democrats haven't been this upset about an American engaging in free speech since Juanita Broaddrick opened her yap.
There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.
I'm thinking of writing a book on national health care. It will be 2,000 pages, and you'll have two hours to read it.
Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.
Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.
So for those of you who haven't read any of my five best-selling books: Liberals are driven by Satan and lie constantly.
The spirit of the First Amendment has been effectively repealed for conservative speech by a censorious, accusatory mob.
Confiscatory taxation enforced by threat of imprisonment is 'stealing,' a practice strongly frowned upon by our Creator.
The infernal flag-waving after 9/11 nearly drove liberals out of their gourds. For the left, 'flag-waving' is an epithet.
This is what Christianity is. We believe the Old Testament, but ours is more like Federal Express. You have to obey laws.
All Democrats for the last 30 years have tried to stimulate the economy by giving 'tax cuts' to people who don't pay taxes.
In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.
I thought the irreducible requirements of Republicanism were being for life, small government, and a strong national defense.
David Axelrod says we need to inspire more young people to be journalists? How about inspiring journalists to be journalists?
If liberals think they are losing elections because of the conservative bias in the media, they may as well give up right now.
Liberals can't just come out and say, they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race.
These days, even a moderate Democrat is someone who thinks you shouldn't be taught fisting until you're at least 12 years old.
Charlie Sykes - someone none of us have ever heard of - is suddenly the star of MSNBC and CNN once he comes out against Trump.
There are always going to be Muslim atrocities! Whenever the media starts obsessing with ISIS, I think you're hiding something.
The government is keeping detailed records on how many Americans have carports. How many Americans have mold in their bathroom.
Ted Kennedy says that our policy in Iraq is adrift. Hmmm. Maybe like a car adrift in the water after its has gone over a bridge?
Historically, the best way to convert liberals is to have them move out of their parents' home, get a job, and start paying taxes.
If I'm going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I'll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot.
Everything that liberals want they call a civil right. This avoids them having to argue about it and puts the halo around the issue.
NBC's The West Wing is an icon for bad stories; Gitmo is a place where we keep an eye on evil, dangerous people who want to kill us.
[Liberals] think they can pass a law eliminating guns and nuclear weapons, but teenagers having sex is completely beyond our control.
Whenever a liberal begins a statement with 'I don't know which is more frightening,' you know the answer is going to be pretty clear.
Whenever a liberal begins a statement with 'I don't know which is more frightening', you know the answer is going to be pretty clear.
Press passes can't be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to sit within yards of the President.
Being anti-war in Hollywood was an act of bravery on the order of the keynote speaker at a PLO dinner making jokes about Ariel Sharon.
I think I went to 67 'Grateful Dead' shows. I'm the only 'Deadhead' who doesn't know the precise number, and it's totally humiliating.
In California, the fabulously rich support the poor with government jobs, paid for by the middle class which is now living in Arizona.
I never wanted to be famous and the only part I like is that it means people are reading my books and listening to me on TV and radio.
That is [liberalism's] goal - to destroy the family... [liberals] just made up this gay marriage thing gays are natural conservatives.
So now it turns out that Thomas Jefferson was having sex with Sally Hemings while serving in the 101st Airborne during the Vietnam War.
Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate.
I really do not like having media moderators. Lincoln and Douglass didn't have moderators. Let the candidates ask one another questions.