The best way we serve the people we admire is to tell them the truth.

The Klan sees the world in terms of race and ethnicity. So do Liberals

You will find liberals always rooting for savages against civilization.

Back when they supported segregation, Lott and Thurmond were Democrats.

Stop pretending journalists are anything other than the Hillary PR team.

My greatest acting performance was pretending to enjoy the movie 'Selma'.

As the saying goes: God made man and woman; Colonel Colt made them equal.

I think there should be a literacy test and a poll tax for people to vote.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that's all I really need to know.

I would like evolution to join the roster of other discredited religions...

I think being called a she-devil by a trial lawyer is meant as a compliment.

The only important lesson from the Vietnam War is this: Democrats lose wars.

Different cultures have different predilections for different kinds of crime.

You know, OK, I made a few jokes - and they killed 3000 Americans. Fair trade.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

Liberals love to strike generous, humanitarian poses with other people's lives.

I think [Whitewater]'s going to prevent the First Lady from running for Senate.

God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees.

I get a little belligerent when not enough protesters show up at my appearances.

Liberals are more upset when a tree is chopped down than when a child is aborted.

Would that it were so! ... That the American military were targeting journalists.

I'm not defining Christians as Jews or Jews as Christians or zebras as elephants.

Trump is like a Shakespearean 'fool': he seems crass because he speaks the truth.

A married woman, the safest place for any woman to be is at home with her husband.

Well, before the New Deal...[The Emancipation Proclamation] would be a good start.

I'd like to move Israel to the northern border of Mexico and see what happens then.

Luckily, voting machines register only 'yes' or 'no,' not 'yes, but I hate myself'.

I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.

Whenever you come across a screw-up this big, you know the government is behind it.

My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building.

Any Republican who says he can work with Hillary Clinton is a traitor to the nation.

If only Al Sharpton were around, Lincoln would have known he was a victim of racism.

We should be fingerprinting environmentalists... They are out to destroy the country.

That is the theme of the Million Mom March: 'I don't need a brain - I've got a womb'.

My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the 'New York Times' Building.

As the leader of twelve apostles, even Jesus had more executive experience than Obama.

If you attack Ann Coulter, you don't end up with your cat killed or your tires slashed.

The most irritating movie character for me was that cradle-to-grave commie, Mary Poppins.

I've decided to cut out the part of the speech where I say anything nice about Democrats.

As far as I'm concerned, I'm a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.

But liberals love to drape themselves in decades-old glories they had nothing to do with.

Most people in the Tea Party are nice, but that hasn't stopped liberals from hating them.

You don't want the Republicans in power, does that mean you want a dictatorship, gay boy?

I'm against reparations. At this point, blacks should just be handing money to themselves.

I've been acting for years. I always act surprised when Marco Rubio says something stupid.

Liberalism is part of a religious disorder that demands a belief that life is controllable.

If Hitler hadn't turned against their beloved Stalin, liberals would have stuck by him, too.

Although God believers don't need evolution to be false, atheists need evolution to be true.

They've hit us and we've got to hit back hard, and I'm not just talking about the terrorists.

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