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We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity.
No wonder you guys lost.
I have huge fans. Gays love me.
I'm not going to be lectured to.
Clinton masturbates in the sinks.
I think I'm perfectly reasonable.
Our Blacks Are Better Than Their's
I'm more of a man than any liberal.
I am the gold standard for liberal bile!
I'm a problem-solver, and you're welcome.
Gays are the molecular opposites of blacks.
I love the idea of the Great Wall of Trump.
I've been banned from just about everything.
Liberals Love America Like O.J. Loved Nicole
Our gays are more macho than their straights.
Liberals love America like O.J. loved Nicole.
The truth cannot be delivered with novocaine.
Comedy is hard. Any idiot can have an opinion.
Frankly, I'm getting a lot of great publicity.
My whole career has been an Ann Coulter roast.
I'm an American. I have constitutional rights.
My track record is pretty good on predictions.
We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say.
At least when right-wingers rant there's a point.
There is nothing you can tell me to discourage me.
Moderation in the defense of liberty is no virtue.
A cruise missile is more important than Head Start.
I don't care about power. I don't care about credit.
There's nothing Trump can do that won't be forgiven.
You want to be careful not to become just a blowhard.
My only rule about a joke is that it should be funny.
I played sports. I had boyfriends. I loved high school.
His pomposity is overshadowed only by his rank stupidity
The thing I like about Bush is I think he hates liberals.
There's never a recession if you work for the government.
Vietnam is the Liberals' favorite was because America lost
Liberals tell amazing lies about guns and everything else.
This is what Christians consider themselves: perfected Jews.
I cut through the nonsense with the blinding light of truth.
I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much
There are lots of bad Republicans, there are no good Democrats.
There are a lot of bad republicans; there are no good democrats.
Faggot isn't offensive to gays; it's got nothing to do with gays.
I'm accusing Republicans of thinking the Jews have so much power.
Talking to liberals is much more fun now that we have Lexis-Nexis.
I am emboldened by my looks to say things Republican men wouldn't.
Not all Muslims may be terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims.
The presumption of innocence only means you don't go right to jail.
I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.
Conservatives have a problem with women. For that matter, all men do.
