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Fighting aging is like the War on Drugs. It's expensive, does more harm than good, and has been proven to never end.
You become more attractive when you love yourself. You ATTRACT the right things when you have a sense of who you are.
A new poll reveals that 56% of Americans believe that Wal-Mart is bad for the country, while the other 44% work there.
Open-faced sandwiches take risks and live big and smile with all their teeth. These are the people I want to be around.
You never know what's around the corner unless you peek. Hold someone's hand while you do it. You will feel less scared.
As an actor, you can certainly, at any moment and at any time, discover 400 people who think you're stupid, fat and ugly.
I hope and assume that every good comedy writer, no matter the age, has a moment where they discover how great Cheers is.
Listen. Say yes. Live in the moment. Make sure you play with people who have your back. Make big choices early and often.
The minute anyone makes you feel weird and non-included or not supported, you know, either beat it or tell them to beat it.
A bossy woman is someone to search out and celebrate. A bossy woman is someone who cares and commits and is a natural leader.
Sticking up for ourselves in the same way we would one of our friends is a hard but satisfying thing to do. Sometimes it works.
Anyone who has the kind of inventive and inspired comic sensibility to be able to do that kind of work must be pretty talented.
I think we should stop asking people in their twenties what they 'want to do' and start asking them what they don't want to do.
If you ever want to see heaven, watch a bunch of young girls play. They are all sweat and skinned knees. Energy and open faces.
The earlier you learn that you should focus on what you have, and not obsess about what you don't have, the happier you will be.
I used to say that I wanted to make great art with people I love. Now I have an addendum to that goal: to get things on the air.
My phone is trying to kill me. It is a battery-charged rectangle of disappointment and possibility. It is a technological pacifier.
President Bush on Monday defended U.S. interrogation of terrorists, saying 'We do not torture.' He added, 'We freedom electrocute.'
I hate Halloween. I hate dressing up. I hate - I wear wigs, makeup, costumes every day. Halloween is like, my least favorite holiday.
We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work, it doesn't matter. But work is third.
I think if I have established anything in my book, it's that a key element of being my friend is being comfortable with my forced fun.
Ang Lee's been nominated for best director for "Life of Pi," which is what I'm going to call the six weeks after I take this dress off.
However, if you do start crying in an argument and someone asks why, you can always say, 'I'm just crying because of how wrong you are.'
I asked people who have already finished books for advice, which is akin to asking a mother with a four-year-old what childbirth is like.
When I had a job catering, I catered a wedding for the Smashing Pumpkins bassist in Indiana. And I served Billy Corgan shrimp off a tray.
The great thing about taking big chances when you're younger is you have less to lose, and you don't know as much. So you take big swings.
New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin said that New Orleans, when rebuilt, will be a chocolate city. And he will be the delicious nut in the center.
I don't think a man who is fifteen years younger than me should tell me he is proud of me unless he is my sober coach or my time-travel dad.
You have to care about how good you are and how good you feel, but not about how good people think you are or how good people think you look.
The process of divorce is about loading that blanket, throwing it up, watching it all spin, and worrying what stuff will break when it lands.
Try to keep your mind open to possibilities and your mouth closed on matters that you don't know about. Limit your 'always' and your 'nevers.'
Earlier today former Vermont Governor Howard Dean became the new head of the Democratic National Committee -- no word on who will be the neck.
Shame makes people abandon their children and drink themselves to death. It also keeps us from true happiness. An apology is a glorious release.
The desire to work with Burrows-Charles was really to change NBC's identity, to say, "We want to be in the sophisticated-adult-comedy business."
I love my boys so much I fear my heart will explode. I wonder if this love will crack open my chest and split me in half. It is scary, this love.
If you can speak about what you care about to a person you disagree with without denigrating them or insulting them, then you may actually be heard.
Being snubbed is not always a bad thing at awards shows because you end up getting a lot of people coming up to you and telling you how great you are.
Right now I'm singing along to books on tape. I typically pop in something like Stephen King's 'The Stand,' and I love singing along to that kind of stuff.
I find my relationships at 40-plus are really emulsified, juicy relationships because you have more of a sense of who you are and who you want to be around.
Blessed are they who see beautiful things in humble places where other people see nothing. Continue to share your heart with people even if it's been broken.
Telling me to relax or smile when I'm angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You're just asking to get your nose and genitals bitten off.
Any time you talk to anyone about something that they love, they're, like, their most beautiful. It's a cool gift to get to talk to people about what they love.
The French have launched their own version of Google, called Quaero. You just type in the subject you're interested in, and Quaero refuses to look it up for you.
If you are lucky, there is a moment in your life when you have some say as to what your currency is going to be. I decided early on it was not going to be my looks.
Great people do things before they're ready...You might find out something about yourself that's really special and if you're not good, who cares? You tried something.
Everyone needs love, never hurt a living thing [and] don’t worry about the choices you make because everything will be fun because life is a closet filled with pool toys.
Any painful experience makes you see things differently. It also reminds you of the simple truths that we purposely forget every day or else we would never get out of bed.
I get worried for young girls sometimes; I want them to feel that they can be sassy and full and weird and geeky and smart and independent, and not so withered and shriveled.
It's interesting that people always want to ask me and a lot of working mothers, how do you do it? And it's like well, just like everybody else. It proves it's a bad question.
Take your risks now; as you become older, you become more fearful and less flexible. And I mean that literally. I hurt my knee this week on the treadmill, and it wasn't even on.