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Just breathe. Sometimes you're only a few breaths away from feeling better.
Try putting your iPhones down every once in a while and look at people's faces.
It takes years as a woman to unlearn what you have been taught to be sorry for.
Any actor or actress that tells you that they don't watch their stuff is lying.
Don't treat your heart like an action figure wrapped in plastic and never used.
Ignore what other people think. Most people aren’t even paying attention to you.
I was the daughter of teachers, so school was always very important. I liked it.
I think if you can dance and be free and not embarrassed, you can rule the world.
I've grown tired of smoke and mirrors. I yearn for the clean, well-lighted place.
The creation of the UCB Theatre is by far my proudest professional accomplishment.
Meryl Streep is not here tonight. She has the flu - and I hear she's amazing in it.
Change is the only constant. Learn to surf your life instead of planting your feet.
When you're betrayed there's a period of shame and then there's always forgiveness.
I think chemistry is about not acting, but reacting, and not talking, but listening.
We may all host ourselves to death, and if we're all dead who will host our funerals?
Sometimes painful things can teach us lessons that we didn't think we needed to know.
The truth is, writing is this: hard and boring and occasionally great but usually not.
You aren't allowed to feel special, but no one knows the specific ways you are in pain.
I think the hardest thing is to know what you want, ask for it, and then to stop talking.
Great people do things before they’re ready. They do things before they know they can do it.
Watching great people do what you love is a good way to start learning how to do it yourself.
In conclusion, I invite the media to all grow a pair. And if you can't, I will lend you mine.
Sometimes you need to know to quit while you're ahead or at least before things get much worse!
Symmetry is pleasing but not as sexy. Einstein is cool but Picasso knows what I'm talking about.
You learn early as an actor that creating your own material is the only way to have any control.
That is the motto women should constantly repeat over and over again. 'Good for her! Not for me.'
I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts.
In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?
Talented men are not threatened by talented women. They welcome them. And same way with real men.
People who read are people who dream, and we connect through the stories we live and tell and read.
The pressure of 'what are you going to do?' makes everyone feel like they haven't done anything yet.
If you're a good improviser, you improvise well enough that people think that you're doing a sketch.
If I wanted to see Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I'd go to one of Jonah Hill's pool parties.
I really do believe that anything in life - any obstacle or challenge - can be made better with humor.
The computer is the new fireplace, everyone in the family gathers around the digital hearth for warmth.
When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch.
When you host a show you have to hopefully be funny at the top and set the tone for a really fun evening.
Stop whining about getting old. It's a privilege. A lot of people who are dead wish they were still alive.
Doing what you're afraid of, getting out of your comfort zone, taking risks like that- that's what life is.
When young girls are encouraged to explore what they find interesting, they grow up to be interesting women.
Keep your virginity for as long as you can, until it starts to feel weird to you. Then just get it over with.
If the goal is doing good stuff and working with your friends ... if you’re doing that then you’re succeeding.
I think going from laughing to crying to laughing to crying - making those quick turns adds years to your life.
Only at the Golden Globes do the beautiful people of film rub shoulders with the rat-faced people in television.
President Bush threw out the first pitch Monday at Cincinnati's great American ball park. 18 Iraqis were killed.
Anybody who doesn't make you feel good, kick them to the curb. And the earlier you start in your life, the better.
If your career is a bad boyfriend, it is healthy to remember you can always leave and go sleep with somebody else.
Decide what your currency is early. Let go of what you will never have. People who do this are happier and sexier.
Find a group of people who challenge and inspire you, spend a lot of time with them, and it will change your life.
Saying "yes" doesn't mean I don't know how to say no, and saying "please" doesn't mean I am waiting for permission.