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You can't get there by bus, only by hard work and risk and by not quite knowing what you're doing. What you'll discover will be wonderful. What you'll discover will be yourself.
The meaning of life is life.
Kids are natural scientists.
Insanity is just a state of mind.
I fix my grandchildren's computers.
Be brave enough to live creatively.
I hated high school. It was a prison.
I've never tried to manipulate my image.
I have a strong preference for being alive.
I love to watch how scientists' minds work.
For humans, flying isn't magic, it's physics.
All I've ever tried to do is play real people.
Loneliness is everything it's cracked up to be.
It's always better to be wise than to be smart.
Life is great-I wouldn't know what I'd do without it.
If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.
I made my first stage appearance when I was 6 months old.
Listening is being able to be changed by the other person.
People who laugh together generally don't kill each other.
Awards shows mainly publicize the people giving the awards.
I really don't like plays or movies that service propaganda.
I always loved Sid Caesar and all the people on his program.
Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself.
As I am becoming older, the only thing that speeds up is time.
I wouldn't live in California. All that sun makes you sterile.
Almost everybody that's well-known gets tagged with a nickname.
There's plenty of money to be had. But you also lose your soul.
Real listening is a willingness to let the other person change you.
War is war and Hell is hell, and if you ask me, War is a lot worse.
I must have interviewed 600 or 700 scientists all around the world.
When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.
I've played a murderer, so certainly I think I can play a Republican.
Be fair with others, but then keep after them until they're fair with you.
The good thing about being a hypocrite is that you get to keep your values.
Backstage life is terrific training for an actor, seeing shows from the wings.
I found I wasn't asking good enough questions because I assumed I knew something.
Really top-notch directors, I've often worked with them just to see how they work.
Being mystified is a good beginning, because you won't do what you've done before.
I used to be an amateur inventor when I was a kid; I'm always inventing something.
My background is on the stage, so when I'd write movies, they'd be a lot like plays.
It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.
Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart.
Be brave enough to live creatively . . . what you'll discover will be wonderful: yourself.
Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative place where no one else has ever been.
M*A*S*H' was a collection of people, in front of and behind the cameras, that really clicked.
I think I look better in a suit than a loincloth. So that may define some of the parts I play.
When your kids turn 13, an alien being invades their bodies and doesn't leave until they're 20.
Originality is unexplored territory. You get there by carrying a canoe - you can't take a taxi.
I'm most at home on the stage. I was carried onstage for the first time when I was six months old.
The President never intends to get into any kind of war situation. He gets carried away by events.
