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Am I missing an eyebrow?
Bigger is always better.
Let's blow some stuff up.
Failure is always an option.
Isn't television glamourous?
Bad spellers of the world untie!
There is no dignity in television.
Firemen have the coolest toys ever!
Remember kids, I have life insurance.
Am I about to feel really, really stupid?
Lists are how I parse and manage the world.
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
I believe that inside every tool is a hammer.
I would have to say that looked like it hurt.
Gravity. It's not just a good idea; it's the law!
That's our job - to strap rockets onto everything.
My dignity and good television - they'll never meet.
I think LEGOs are one of the best toys ever developed.
If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating.
How hard can it be to blow up a room full of gasoline?!
Sometimes my brain writes a check that reality can't cash.
My advice is keep your lips away from the spinning things.
Stand back! I gotta get some rocket fuel out of the fridge!
Being a geek is all about learning the inventories of things.
I just had one of those 'what the hell are we doing' moments.
I am now standing in a mixture of cooling fluid, gasoline, and cola.
sticks and stones can only break bones; but words can shatter the soul
The difference between screwing around and science is writing it down.
I'm not gonna shoot anyone with the pellet gun... Not unless I have to!
There's few things that get you over your own crap more than working hard.
There are women who are wishing that they were that piece of tape right now.
I believe that rules do not make us moral; loving each other makes us moral.
I find that your basic Internet chat board is way too vitriolic for my taste.
We're not leaving here without Buster, man. Leave no crash-test dummy behind!
That was excellent! I mean, it didn't do anything, but it looked really cool!
That's the show. it's like 5 minutes of science and then 10 minutes of me hurting myself.
I've learned over decades of building that a deadline is a potent tool for problem-solving.
Fractals, the theory of relativity, the genome: these are magnificently beautiful constructs.
I have some ideas on how to fix that. They're not very good ideas, but at least they're ideas!
I wouldn't say jamie is an evil genius. I'm not sure he's evil and I'm not sure he's a genius.
Let's get on our knees and pray. I don't know to whom. Is there a patron saint of ballistics gel?
The best-case scenario is that the glass shatters in my face! How do you think that makes me feel?
This is the point in the show where we say, 'Oh, what else do we have in the van that's flammable?'
We don't necessarily stand by our faults every time, but we will always stand by our methodologies and ethos.
The only thing that differentiates you and me from a couple of fourteen year old pyromaniacs is balistic glass!
I've always thought something that makes you laugh, it makes you laugh because there's a little bit of truth to it.
We're allowed to explore the world at large on these things; the urban-legend aspect of it is just kind of an excuse.
It's a treat to see the sun rise over the desert. What am I saying? It's a treat to fire off a rocket car over the desert!
In the spirit of science, there really is no such thing as a 'failed experiment.' Any test that yields valid data is a valid test.
The coolest toys don't have to be bought; they can be built. In fact, sometimes the only way they'll ever exist is if you make them yourself.