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I love Paul Rudd.
I love action movies.
Sequels are desperate.
Tom Brokaw was never young.
Creative freedom is a huge carrot.
I was a huge fan of comedy in high school.
You're not a slave to those test audiences.
All we have is our vote. But it's powerful.
If all else fails, you can always be a pro.
My theme song is 'One Tin Soldier' by Coven.
I always give myself a little part in every movie.
Old man with an old phone. That's never not funny.
Blanket cynicism toward government has always existed.
All you can really do as director is sort of set a tone.
Any time Chris Nolan wants to call me for advice, he can.
'Blazing Saddles' is one of the funniest movies ever made.
There's nothing more fun than making fun of what's sacred.
Nothing is funnier than confidently doing the wrong thing.
I've gotten like five laughs in movies, just off guy hugs.
Matt Braunger really makes me laugh; I like that guy a lot.
I actually opened for Chris Rock at the Funny Bone one time.
I want to see Brian Williams with no irony wearing a mustache.
Having two kids, I don't get out to see stand up much anymore.
When you do comedy, you get impervious to good and bad reviews.
I love 'The Wire;' that's my favorite show, so I'll watch that.
Word of mouth and the Internet are the only press we have left.
There's nothing the people love more than a Federal Reserve joke.
You have to be able to fail with the improv. You have to not care.
There's nothing more fun to me than new characters and a new world.
I do have to give it up for Sarah Palin on one account. She is brave.
My wife is pretty geeky and will occasionally quote 'Anchorman' at me.
Dave Herman as Michael Bolton is one of my favorite performances ever.
There's a lot of things you can't control. But you can always be a pro.
If you're making comedies, they have to have a fun and a rhythm to them.
I like to remind myself how hard acting is. I do parts in friends' stuff.
I would never call myself cultural elite, but you might be cultural elite.
I have no tax breaks or corporate interests to be supported by Barack Obama.
Nothing heightens chaos more than a berserk wild animal right in the middle.
You need the audience to go on the ride with you. You can't just isolate them.
Pete Wilson deregulated energy as a pay out to Enron, and we blamed Gray Davis.
We get so much information during the day that doesn't really tell us anything.
The living nightmare for a red state NASCAR driver would be a gay French driver.
I'm sure when they partied when Rome was burning, that was a really great party.
A lot of shorts spend too much time setting up the idea; sometimes they meander.
There are many aspects to directing that have a romantic place in people's minds.
I think everyone knows the news has become ridiculous. It's entertainment driven.
Every time I wrote a sketch that was in my voice, Ferrell would just do it better.
Things I used to get in trouble for writing at 'SNL,' suddenly other people like it.
Governor Palin leans far closer to 'spokesperson' than representative of the people.
I was born in Colorado and grew up in Pennsylvania with family in Texas and Oklahoma.