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You mean in the state?
We did have three go to the YMCA.
You always catch the wrong players.
Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.
I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.
It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.
Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.
I don't have any tricky plays. I'd rather have tricky players.
Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.
You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.
I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.
One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.
Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.
There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.
I don't understand these new coaches who don't drink. What do they do when they get beat?
They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'
If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'