Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
Life is like an analogy.
No one pays me to be nice.
When all else fails, complicate matters
When all else fails, complicate matters.
Sometimes to heal, you must first get hurt.
Violence is the first refuge of the violent.
No, they can't. They can't be Luke Skywalker.
The way to a man's heart is through his chest.
Ennui and lethargy are waging a war inside me.
Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.
I don't know. Your the Jedi Master, you figure it out.
Rogue Squadron doesn't run. Unless we really, really have to.
There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.
If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?
Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.
Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.
I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my feet on it.
The good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends.
Obviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I'll shoot him under the table." Han (to Leia)
Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.
The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap
The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap.
I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.
No, General. I'm not your subordinate. And what I'm coming dangerously close to is violence. -General Wedge Antilles
Oh, wonderful. I killed his father. He hates me. He knows how to make bombs. Come on, Wedge, how does this story end?
I marked their location in case Kell wanted to blow them up or something.” “I don’t have to blow up everything I see. I just like to.
Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.
I have to say, this sounds like the worst idea in a thousand generations of bad ideas." "You haven't heard all our ideas." Luke & Bhindi Drayson
At which time the repulsor puts out its final effort and slows you down so you crash quite slowly into the surface." "Crash." "Quite slowly." Face & Luke
Luke, I don't want to discourage your curiosity, but I have to remind you, if something goes wrong, this is an exceptionally embarassing way to die." Mara
The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.
Rogue Squadron doesn’t run. Unless we really, really have to." "No, this will be Wraith Squadron’s mission." "We don’t mind running. Even when we don’t have to.
That was interesting." "He deliberately countermanded one of my orders." "He was furtive." "Sneaky, even." "We'll make a Rebellion-style pilot of him yet." Tycho & Wedge (about Jag)
Tycho, we're about to achieve a tremendous victory we don't want." "We'll put that in your biography. General Antilles was so good he couldn't fail when he tried to." "Thanks." Wedge & Tycho
There are times when the end justifies the means. But when you build an argument based on a whole series of such times, you may find that you've constructed an entire philosophy of evil." --Luke Skywalker
The chief difference between horror fans and science fiction fans lies in why they won't walk backwards. A horror fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll be knifed by a madman. A science fiction fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll step on the cat.
And unlike the rest of you, he hasn’t yet time to ruin his career or his mind." "Then he won’t do. Send him home. Get us another lunatic." "Excuse me!" [hopping up to stand in his seat] "Elassar Targon, master of the universe, reporting for duty!" "I withdraw my objection.
I was years older than you when I became an ambassador for the first time. Remember that, Tycho? How did we get through that assignment, anyway?” “Pretty much, we opened fire on everyone who disagreed with us.” Wedge nodded and turned to his daughter. “When all else fails, just do that.
Tomer: “What's this?” Cabinet: “Wt's ths?” Wedge: “Cabinet.” Tomer: “I know it's a cabinet, but it's talking.” Cabinet: “...ts tlkng” Janson: “Oh that. It's the Catann Minister of Crawling Into Very Small Spaces.” Tycho: “He bet Wedge he could fold himself in the that cabinet, around the shelves and all.” Hobbie: “Never bet against Wedge. The Minister gets to stay in there until he admits that it was a stupid bet and that Wedge doesn't owe him anything.